our resident poet laureate

KWB has been reading ALOT of Jack Pretlutsky and you can see the influence here:

                                    A Big and Hairy Dellima

A Big and Hairy Dellima

came to the door

It squashed the house with berries,

dropped bananas on the floor.

It was only having fun

It made a grape juice geyser

His fun was done

When I shot him with a tranquilizer.

The End.